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You Are So Fucked T-Shirt by Phresh Ideas
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·Get Outta My Phace
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·Hookah Stew: Dynamite!
·Yuri In Space Single
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We are making it all the more worth your while to order by throwing in a free, mystery gift with every mail order (excludes downloads -sorryz). This could be a CD, a shirt, some stickers or just about anything from our catalog. Dont believe us? Purchase something and find out.

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April 2018: Come on in. We're open

Oldschool Houserock offers free shipping on physical goods ordered. And, as always, free mystery gift with every mail order purchase. It's a golden age for you the modern shopper. Let the potato sack races begin.

Shrunken Doll Heads ==== a new art toy from Magic Ponyland

Another hit from Portland art team Magic Ponyland Productions. Each Shrunken Doll Head is a unique one-of-a-kind re-used 12" action figure head, processed by the Witch Doctah, then tagged and bagged. Each head is individually named and numbered and no two are the same.

Shrunken Doll Heads are sold blind box style, where we pick the head. Requets sometimes honored. Expect the unexpected.


Oldschool Houserock Compilations are the best

Volume 1: Poptastic

The one that started it all. This CD featrues 10 "Poptastic" songs by the best acts of Portland circa 2004. Hand picked by Oldschool Houserock president Mark Mager. Several tracks not available anywhere else: Charmparticles Ripcord not found on any other CP recording and Susie Blue's Swedish Kiss was only available from the 3 song Susie Blue Sampler, long since discountinued. Dr Theopolis' Voice of the Future is the scratchy remix version, not available on the band's album release. Ex American Girls (Trauma Records) bass player Aaron Masonek is still at work on his first solo album and his song Everyone Cries Her Name could very well be his only release. Exciting and rare cuts for only $5.


Volume 2: Defenders of Mellow

Oldschool Houserock releases our 2nd volume in the feel good series. This edition is entitled Defenders of Mellow and is a pleasant ride down the highway of good times, perfect for all you stoners out there looking for the ultimate road trip disc. Contains 16 tracks from such fantasticly fun acts as Warsaw Poland Bros, Wyatt Herb, Big Island Shindig, Subthunk, Civilized Animal, Hookah Stew, and Brian Kenney Fresno.

This volume features a wide variety of styles including ska, funk, reggae, country, rock acid jazz, drum n bass plus several stoner skits to keep you in the mood culled from our personal collection. 5 bucks get you one hell of an piece of entertainment.

Welcome Phresh Ideas t-shirts

From the Pacific Northwest, comes Phresh Ideas. Shirt designs from Phred Bishop. Classics such as Sexy Loves Bacon, Get Outta My Phace and You Are So Fucked.

Browse the collection. We'll keep you updated as we load up more designs.


The Operanauts Real Big Shark mp3 download

Straight from our heart to yours. The Operanauts first single release Real Big Shark is now available from Oldschool Houserock as an Mp3 Single. A revolution? A game changer? A timeless classic. Be the first on your block to show your love of the Real Big Shark. $1 dollar download


Keep Portland Away From Me! the sticker and possibly the movie

The latest movement sweeping not just portland but where ever Portland is spoken! Weighing in at 8.5x.2.75" this black and white juggernaut of American wit, social commentary and random blind justice is only $5 and will truly put a dent in the weirdo scene going on around the corner from your house. Order your sticker.


Oregon Disc & Wildlife Sticker

And here we have the beginning of our tale; the classic, the standard, the Paradigm.  This cult favorite from our friends the Frisbietarians who come up with cool design after cool design.

Its got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home. 3 by 4 inches, orange and black on green vinyl. First edition printing. Share with friends. Tag your rivals car. Parents and loved ones can't say no. $3 in the club house.

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Getouttamyphace T-Shirt by Phresh Ideas
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01.Oregon Disc & Wildlife Sticker
02.Dr. Theopolis: Demos Volume I
03.Dr. Theopolis: Live At the Crystal Ballroom
04.Sticker: Keep Portland Away From Me!
05.Dr. Theopolis: The Voice of the Future
06.Hookah Stew: Girls half sleeve shirt - silver logo on black
07.Dr. Theopolis: Astronomical
08.Dr. Theopolis: The Playa EP and other Gems
09.Hookah Stew: Hooded Sweatshirt - silver logo on black
10.Hookah Stew: Wake & Bake
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